why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
He shit in the fireplace
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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