I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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