I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
soo... how was my night?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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