all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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