you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
BRING THE BAGELS
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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