No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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