she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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