you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i drank out of a bidet.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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