well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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