im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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