Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
