I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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