Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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