The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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