try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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