So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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