i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
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