I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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