I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
It was confusing and full of hummus
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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