I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
this will be a night to untag.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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