He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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