i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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