I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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