How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
