We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Life is so much better after having sex.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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