is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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