but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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