Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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