Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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