i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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