I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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