why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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