glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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