I must be too annoying 4 u.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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