His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Randomize
