He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
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