Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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