Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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