Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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