Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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