woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
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