He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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