i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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