omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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