I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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