That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I just forgot I was standing up.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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