Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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