and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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