I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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