There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
My dick has a subreddit
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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